Archive for September 25th, 2010

Homeless is as homeless does

September 25, 2010

TONY
“I slept in one smelly empty trailer last night, believe it or not.”

PHILIP
“No offense but it’s not too hard to believe about a homeless guy. Sorry if that was a mean thing to say; I didn’t mean it that way.”

TONY
“Well it was a bit mean but I guess I gotta admit it’s true. But I’ll tell you one thing:  It’s no fun sleeping rough when you’ve gotten to my age.  At least it’s not winter or anything.  You know, I’ve been mostly sleeping at least somewhere that wouldn’t get me arrested if anyone knew where I was, if you know my meaning.”

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