PHILIP
“So Tony, what’s the best advice you ever got?
TONY
“I don’t know if it’s the best, but it’s a good one: ‘If there’s a woman mad at you, and especially your wife, just get her some flowers. Works every time.”
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Homeless Man Speaks 
August 5, 2007 at 7:22 pm
The time to give a woman flowers, especially your wife, is when she’s NOT mad at you.
I think I can safely speak for most women today in saying, “Bring me flowers when I’m mad/upset/pissed off and you’ll be wearing them as a hat.”